found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom.

132437 notes + 8 hours ago + crusherccme
Anonymous whispered: ur so cute about ur whole lil crush tell me about ur flower girl

She’s super cute and has long hair and she’s really funny in an unexpecting way and she can be really like feisty lmao that’s such a dumb word but she’s also really sweet and kind of a dork idk

0 notes + 10 hours ago
164602 notes + 10 hours ago + bbseamonster

The cute bra I ordered because i had a boyfriend came today lmao whatever he’s missing out

3 notes + 10 hours ago

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

279777 notes + 11 hours ago + buttlicked

stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

34188 notes + 19 hours ago + bodyrock

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

14086 notes + 1 day ago + wandaventham

flyartproductions:

Niggas have a dinner table in Paris

A dinner table at night (1884), John Singer Sargent / Niggas in Paris, Kanye West & Jay-Z

3522 notes + 1 day ago + flyartproductions

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

48370 notes + 1 day ago + giliananderson

I’m so sad I just want someone cute and nice to cuddle with and talk to who actually likes me and I want to do cute things for them and make them happy

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9978 notes + 1 day ago + daisypod
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